__LONGLISTED FOR THE COMEDY WOMEN IN PRINT PRIZE 2020__'Simmonds is a copper-bottomed genius she is as brilliant a writer as Britain has' Jenny Colgan, Mail OnlineCassandra Darke is an art dealer, mean, selfish, solitary by nature, living in Chelsea in a house worth 7 million.She has become a social pariah, but doesn t much care. Between one Christmas and the next, she has sullied the reputation of a West End gallery and has acquired a conviction for fraud, a suspended sentence and a bank balan ...